Friday, 28 November 2014

Half Moon Run

Terrific video, even better song and wonderful album. Yeah, I bought it...


Focus Stacking








This is my first and so far only attempt at focus stacking. It's a bit fiddly but easy to do. The strip on the left is the four original shots combined into the one image above. If you open the strip image you should be able to see the four original (unadjusted) shots and their different focus points moving back to front. I really should have used six shots as there is still a region of soft focus in the centre of the apple if you look closely. 

I downloaded THIS software from Helicon Focus which is free for 30 days. Very simple to use and brilliant.

Camera D90, Lens 105mm Micro-Nikkor (a 30+ year old manual focus lens, cheap on ebay) Tripod, f16, 1 second exposure.

Lighting?  Window on a cloudy day.

Friday, 21 November 2014

Strictly...


My eldest this week was having a great time being filmed for the BBC dancing with Ola and Steve for this Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing on the BBC. She has a life, I have a garden. And I can tell you having a garden is very underrated in comparison. Especially (I imagine) when the alternative is dancing with the lovely Ola. Sweeping up bloody leaves is an odorous, tedious, repetitive, miserable, soul destroying task. Oh for an apartment in the city and dancing cheek to cheek.

Saturday, 15 November 2014

Art Photography

Photo critique of pictures is tough thing to do.

And it's even tougher receiving crits that are tough to hear. When in college back before PC sensibilities was adopted, I along with my peers, suffered some really harsh crits on our work. I remember often leaving the group crit sessions where everyone was torn to pieces feeling shattered. But at the same time I was also invigorated and refreshed and even more determined to show the bastards something that would knock their eyes out. (one of the unstated aims of crit was exactly this response)

Then, when faint praise was indeed eventually wrenched from their clenched and bitter teeth, the sense of achievement was empowering. The whole experience made you tougher on understanding the failings of your own work and abilities and forced you to think harder about what you would settle for.

On the other hand, some were also disillusioned into giving up trying. I never understood this defeatism. You either want to do it passionately, or you don't. And that goes for passion of opinion for  what works or doesn't work.

This old fashioned rip-it-apart crit of a persons photographic ability isn't fashionable any more. Nurture and encouragement is the thing now. Maybe rightly so. But the softly softly, caring and understanding approach also leads to sterility and lack of passion. The everyone's opinion is valid theory. (Not true)

Fundamentally, if you, or the person viewing/criting doesn't get worked up, why bother? With limp, detached don't-frighten-the-horses crit appraisal the creative fire runs the risk of dying to an ember when it should instead be stoked into a glorious flare of incandecant energy.

Bruce Gilden is a street photographer whose style and photography I don't much like. But I admire his down-to-earth approach and his say-it-as-he-see's-it, opinions. Here he is giving forth on some art photography. There is an annoying 20 seconds advertisement before either of the two vids play and some of the sound is dodgy).
http://www.vice.com/video/bruce-critiques-art-photography

Thursday, 30 October 2014

Half-Way House

'Steve, stop it, I don't like it, no, NO! Don't you dare come near me...'

But Natalie couldn't help but laugh; frightened yet delighted by Steve's portrayal of a monster from the depths of Hell.

'Steve... STEVE!'

Steve ignored her and began to roar in his best strangulated terror-voice. Natalie turned on her heels, running away as fast as she could. He blundered after her, his arms waving theatrically, face covered by a blood-streaked Halloween mask. Nearby, young children dressed up in cloaks and masks clung a little tighter to their mothers as they stared at the two teenagers racing across the park while older kids whooped with crude insults or crass encouragement.

Steve was gaining on her but the mask was making it difficult to see. He slowed, pushing it over his head. Natalie was still running and looking back over her shoulder, her face beaming with delight at the race.

'I'm gona get ya!' Steve shouted, launching himself after her.

Shrieking in laughter, Natalie ran harder but was no match for the turn of speed that Steve could command. Just as Steve caught up, he saw the danger. Saw what Natalie, her face turned back in laughter, could not.

'Natalie! STOP!'

'NO!' Natalie shouted, still laughing, still running, not noticing the change of tone in Steve's voice.

Fuelled by horror, Steve legs pounded at the ground, trying to move him forward, yet feeling as if he were running through quick-sand. Time slowed. Things sharpened into fine details.

Natalie's face turned towards him, unaware. Her smile crinkling the skin around sparkling eyes that were busy building as yet invisible laughter lines, her hair swirling in the air around her head, the light of the low-setting sun painting golden warmth on skin patterned by freckles. That sweet smile fading as she registered his grim, determined expression - and a split second later, the bus bearing down upon her.

Steve shook the blackness from his mind and looked down at Natalie who was underneath his body blinking back up at him. They both turned to look at the bus which had screeched to a stop sixty feet down the road.

'Shit, you ok?'

Natalie nodded back a little uncertain. Then, realising the position and weight of his body pressing down upon her, blushed in embarrassment. Steve climbed to his feet and pulled Natalie up.

'Sorry about that.'

'No, that's ok. Steve, don't you know what you did? You just saved my life!'

'Did I? Hey, maybe I did at that. Major points for me, huh? I guess this means I get a reward, huh?'

'Maybe. But don't push your luck.'

'Yeah, yeah, ok. Look, lets get out of here, it's embarrassing with all these people staring.'

They both looked around at the small crowd who had gathered with the commotion.

'Yeah, we were pretty stupid.'

'Speak for yourself, I'm the hero here. Ouch! Hey! Why'd you hit me?'

'“Hero's” don't say “ouch” when a girl pokes them.'

'Depends on the girl... Ouch! Hey! Ok, ok, lets head over to the hillside cafe, get a drink, it's not too far to walk, come on.'

As they began walking, Natalie slipped her hand into his and smiled.

'How old are these buildings, Steve?'

'Dunno, Victorian I guess. Big aren't they?'

Natalie tried peering without being too obvious into each house they passed, but the large bay-fronted windows kept their secrets behind heavy curtains within their small and neatly trimmed front gardens. The colour of the gardens contrasted with walls black with the grime and soot from countless chimneys.

'Yeah, big. But they should clean them up, they're filthy.'

'Yeah, back then Nat, they used coal fires to heat houses.'

'Oh, you know everything, don't you Steve.'

'Not everything. My Grandma told me when she were alive,' Steve grinned. 'It's all the smoke that's made them black. She used to go on and on about the “old days”. That house over there. Look! There's smoke coming from its chimney. It looks a real dump. Funny, never noticed the place before. Let's go have a look.'

'Well, I don't like it much,' Natalie said, wrinkling her nose at the rusted iron gate, hanging half-open to a weed covered path leading to the front door. 'And MY Granddad used to say he hated the old days. And I can see why now.'

'Naw, this place got real character this has.'

'You just said it was a dump.'

'Changed my mind.'

'Hmm, I think you were right the first time. Where you going?'

'Get a closer look. Come on,' Steve said, giving her no option as he dragged her behind him into the garden. 'It's dark now, no one will notice us.'

They were half way down the path when the front door opened.

Natalie grabbed Steve's arm and hid behind him, whispering urgently into his ear: 'You said no one would notice!'

'Can I help you?'

The woman at the door, dressed as if she were appearing in a Victorian melodrama, waited patiently for a reply.

'Well, say something hero!' Natalie whispered to Steve.

'Erm, we were just, err, admiring your house.' He announced unconvincingly.

'Admiring her house? Really?' Natalie hissed into his ear while pinching him.

'Ouch!'

'I beg your pardon, what was that?' The woman asked.

Natalie sighed and stepped forward.

'What he, what Steve was trying to say is that he, I mean we, just liked the look of your house. Very, err, Victorian like. Isn't it?

'Well, yes, I suppose you could say that, it having been built during the reign of our good Queen Victoria. Can't say I've ever heard that phrase however. Very odd. Would you like a cup of tea?'

'No, that's very kind, but no than...'

'Yes, we'd love a cup of tea, thank you,' Steve cut in.

'Ouch!'

'Pardon?'

'Sorry, err, my shoes are hurting me, sorry.'

'They are? Oh, well, why don't you come in... Steve wasn't it? And Natalie. I'm Mrs Glendale. Do please come inside.'

'How'd she know my name?' Natalie whispered.

'Maybe I mentioned it, I dunno, come on, just stop pinching me will you!' Steve hissed back, as they walked inside the house.

'Do please go into the drawing room, make yourself comfortable and I'll be with you shortly, ' Mrs Glendale told them.

'This is something else, this is!' Steve said, bouncing on an over-stuffed settee and looking around.

'Looks like a museum to me, full of junk.'

'Yeah, you know, it's just like my Grandma's house, she loved filling her place with stuff everywhere. You couldn't move for crap.'

'Yeah, my Granddad's place was a bit like this too, I suppose.' Natalie said, examining a set of diminishing porcelain ducks.

'Here you are, two cups of tea, I do so enjoy meeting new arrivals at Half-Way house.'

'New arrivals?' Natalie asked.

'Yes dear, new people. Always interesting, don't you think?'

Natalie and Steve exchanged glances and shrugged.

'Half-Way House?' Is that the name of this place then?' Steve asked.

'Yes, dear, it is.'

'Funny, I've lived in this town all my life and never noticed it before'.

'Oh, it's always been here, dear. Different people see it differently I suppose. And at different times of course.'

Natalie moved to where Steve was sitting, taking his hand in her own.

'Steve, I don't like this. I think want to go. Now. Please.'

Steve didn't answer, he was staring at the door the woman had just left through.

'Steve?'

'Yeah Nat, I think you're right. This is getting seriously weird. See that mirror by the door.'

'Yes?'

'Tell me what you see when she comes back into the room.'

'Why?'

'Just that... she walked past and I swear I didn't see her. In the mirror I mean. It must be a trick of the light. Mustn't it? Just watch to see her reflection, that's all. When she comes back.'

'Oh, I get it. Your trying to scare me, right?' This being halloween and all.'

Steve looked at her blankly, then smiled. 'Yeah, you got me. Shh, she's back...'

'My dears, there's someone here who'd like to meet you both. I nearly said they're dying to meet you, silly me. Oh! Are you all right? You both look like you've seen a ghost!'

Steve and Natalie couldn't speak, staring first at Mrs Glendale and then at the vision of their long dead Grandparents standing next to her.

'Hello my darling boy,' said Steve's Grandma. 'I'm so proud of you, always have been. And you so very nearly managed to save Natalie's life. So brave! You really are hero, you know. To everyone.'

'Ouch,' said Steve, as Natalie pinched him for the last time.



Friday, 17 October 2014

Competing With Cats

Competing With Cats

You're an artist. I'm an artist. We're all artists. Actually, no, we're not.

Very few of us are. And even those that are acclaimed by the great and the good and receive vast amounts of dosh for their 'art', are often at best, dubious artists. Art is in the eye of the beholder, I hear you artistically whine? Maybe...

But the plain fact is that, for the likes of you and me having our photographic work appreciated (or if you're on FaceBook etc, liked) you have to compete with the Cham-Set-top-Boxreally good pictures.

Those of cats.

I like cats. I really do. Most people do. Except for dog people. (By that I mean people who like dogs, not the dog people race who I think are wonderful and won't have a bad word said against them despite the fact they are clearly barking) [explanation for our American reader: barking as in barking-mad] These two pictures on the right are of my own cat, now sadly an ex-cat no longer with us.

Where was I?

Yes, I like cats. And really, you can't compete with cat pictures. A cute cat picture will garner kazzilions of 'likes' and 'faves' on whatever social media site you care to put them. By contrast, your own work might get one like. Or maybe five, if you're really lucky.

And this despite the fact you trudged for two days through freezing weather to reach that one rare inaccessible spot where the light at a certain time (and not any other time) brings out the landscape into melting dew-dripping loveliness. And to capture this view, your back is now killing you from carrying a tripod and a bag of photo-gear so heavy that it would make a commando faint.
Then you've trudged back home arriving two stones lighter [again, for our American reader: a stone is a heavy rocky thing we use to estimate weight] complete with twisted ankle, water-damaged expensive camera and foot-rot. But it's all worthwhile because you have the most exquisite photograph nestling on your memory card. This is then painstakingly tweaked over many hours at the computer to show off the finest detail and softness of hue your camera can produce. Frankly, it's a masterpiece.
But it gets only five views, two likes and some bastard comments: “Pretty Colours!” while the fluffy bastard cute cat shot gets drooled over and liked in the thousands.

Cham the Hunter Low Res
Obviously this is just an example. No really, it is. Things like this don't bother me. At all. Nope.

This post was inspired by the following post from Reddit.com

I have a fun story regarding the whole "go comment, make friends, and you will receive comments in return".
So I had been using this photo community site (name not disclosed, but it's a big one) for a couple of years, and my photos were decent, a few good ones. Whenever I posted a new one, I would get maybe 5 comments and a few upvotes/downvotes. A dozen people added me the their favorites over the years. Nothing major.
At the same time there were a few dozen posters there with absolutely shit photos and they always got a hundred comments and nearly perfect ratings on every single photo.
So I looked at what they did - and, as a programmer, I thought - I could write a bot that did all of that. And so I did. It did a very simple set of actions on every new photo posted:
Give it 5 stars.
Write a randomly generated comment made up of chunks like "absolutely amazing", "so beautiful", "you're talented", "adding you to my favorites", "A+++", etc.
Added the author to the favorites.
Gave the author +rep or something along the lines
Before I launched it I posted a few very average photos under the bot's account, who also had some random girl's pic in the profile.
Then one evening I launched, watched it for a few minutes, and went to sleep.
When I woke up, HOLY SHIT.
Every single photo of mine had perfect 5 star ratings with dozens and dozens of votes, tons of comments from the happy noobs who got "discovered" by me, almost all of them added me to their favorites, I had like 50 friends overnight.
During the day when the site hit peak traffic, it went even more insane, everything quadrupled, my latest photo became the photo of the day on the front page.
By then a few people figured out wtf was going on, because I was too lazy with writing randomized comments, they didn't have much variety. By the end of the day the bot got banned. But the damage was done. I posted on their forum explaining the whole thing. Many people were angry, because it exposed how full of shit the photo critique communities are, many were laughing and laughing. A few regulars quit. And so did I.
That's why I only ask for the negative feedback to my work. Getting positive feedback is just too easy.”
Amen to that...

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

Chimping

Chimping

Why do we use animals to describe some of the things we do - like having a Lark, Chimping or Dogging? Actually only one of these expressions directly relate to photography. Having a Lark simply means having fun which, if you use a camera you should be and Dogging... well, I suppose photography and fun could be ascribed to this particular activity, but let's move on shall we.

I'm an old film guy who was used to waiting hours and maybe days before I found out if the shot I'd taken was over-exposed or otherwise ruined. Now of course, we check the screen on the back of the camera. This is Chimping. And it's a habit we all get into and use too much at our peril.

Not least because I've bumped into too many people who have stopped dead in their tracks because they're checking the shot they've just taken. Fine if the person bumped into is a wonderful and fragrant women who then turns to you and instantly falls in love, offering you her all. But of course this never, ever, happens. At least me. I shudder at the memory of the weight-challenged American guy I once bumped into and promptly bounced off. For all I know he's still quivering, a fleshy tsunami circulating around his waist.

The real reason of course, is because you can miss an important shot by taking your eye off the ball. Or rather camera. No, not camera - the action. Whatever it is you are supposed to be capturing. Or not capturing, because you are chimping. See?

How to mitigate chimping? Try using film. Or just switch off your preview. This is harder than you think. We, and I include myself here, are addicted in a greater or lesser extent, to chimping.

I'm thinking of setting up a retreat for photographers who can't stop chimping to save their grannies lives. I'll paint over their screens with indelible black ink and wave an inflatable naughty finger at them if they so much as dare glance away from what they are photographing. The Great Fickle Finger of Shame shall be pointed towards them, and their peers will shake with fear and loathing for they could be next.

Only when the 'event' has passed, should you chimp to your hearts delight. Of course, this means having great confidence in what and how you take pictures...

That means amongst other things, making sure you have the camera on all the right settings before you shoot and know from what you shoot what you should adjust for, AS you shoot. It means getting in the habit of using the focus and exposure lock in a way so you will not screw up if the shot moves from say, darkness to sky - because you will compensate as you shoot.

This takes a degree of skill.

Trust yee not, the auto-exposure and focus of the magical box. Trust in thine abilities.


Here endeth the sermon. Go forth and capture. 
(photo above from the BBC via Rob Lamb's photo blog)

Shutter Release

Shutter Release

Shakespeare said it best: To stab, prod or press, that is the question. Well ok, maybe he didn't.

But how many times have you, together with innumerable irritated small children, pets of every dubious variety, crotchety Aunts and Great Aunts and everything in-between, all held a patient rictus smile while the 'photographer' faffed about pressing everything but the bloody exposure button on the camera. It's not that hard. Is it?

But capturing other decisive moments apart from family groups and friends is not a skill most of us carry within any of our button-pressing digits. And I happily include myself here.

One that did is Henry Cartier-Bresson who first coined the phrase 'the decisive moment' or maybe his PR and book company did. It's the ability to snap a shot of any given scene at its most visually telling, that brief passing instant of reality that coincides with the shutter being fired and some ephemeral moment being captured forever. By you.

HCB wasn't at all bad at what he did, some say he was quite good really using his small and inconspicuous Leica 35mm camera. He made his name capturing what we mere mortals never give a passing glance towards as we rush home to get our dinner or feed the cat. And that's everyday life. Things we take for granted. And this was before auto everything in a camera. In fact it was manual everything. You'd think auto everything would speed things up. But no... Anyway, I digress and will cover street photography in another post, you've been staring at me with a fixed smile too long already. Now, which button do I press? Cheese!

Releasing the shutter is a bit of an art. Well, you could say that if you want to be precious and arty and you also happen to look young soulful and/or troubled and covered in tattoos. No, what it really is, is a skill. Part of the craft of photography. You do not stab, prod, fumble or grope the shutter button. You squeeze it, dear reader, gently. Finding that fine line, sensing that the next faintest pressure will trigger the shot. Is it getting hot in here?

On most reasonable cameras apart from the really crappy ones like camera phones, the shutter has a two step pressure setting. The shutter-button itself is ideally surrounded by a raised bezel that allows your finger pad to rest upon (note: NOT the point of your finger) and be cushioned. The first half-press often also selects various options like metering and exposure, but more importantly it informs you that you are very close to the final trigger-release point. It is getting hotter in here.

Practising and finding that point of no return, that infinitesimal increase in pressure at just the right moment to fire the camera, tis where the art-part rears its ugly head. Benefits include a vastly reduced reaction time to 'seeing' the shot and capturing it along with a delicate smooth release decreasing any induced camera shake. I need a cigarette for some reason even though I don't smoke.

Compare this sensuous squeeze to the camera-phone stab, prod and grope. Benefits? Well, your brain doesn't need to be engaged as you are probably only photographing the coffee and Danish pastry you want to excitedly share with the world, so it's not too difficult. No skill at all, in fact.

Or compare to the motorised kazillion-frame wallpapering shooting technique. Stand and hold the button and fire off thousands shots and one might be good enough. Fine for sport and action, horses for courses and all that, but not very demanding or satisfying for that carefully thought-out image which is what I'm talking about here.

So, despite paying for all that sophisticated anti-shake software, if you prod and stab any camera button hard enough, you WILL shake or jiggle it. And camera shake induced blurred pictures can ruin the picture from even the best made camera. Treat that shutter-button with real love.













Saturday, 11 October 2014

Holding a Camera

Holding a Camera
Everyone knows how to do this, right? Wrong…
The lady who was taking a picture of her left ear didn’t. Not that is until I (gently, very gently) turned the camera over – because she was looking through  the wrong end of the viewfinder. I’ve often wondered how long she had been doing that with her camera. The resulting snaps of her holiday in Italy might best be described as ‘Travels With My Ear’.
Now admittedly, this was pre-digital and viewfinders have mostly been replaced by screens on the back of the camera that you generally can’t see in bright sunshine and end up peering and blinking at or, if you’re anything like me, swearing at. Or the screen could be on the front if you’re taking a selfie. Personally I prefer photobombing other peoples selfies. Far more fun but can be a little dangerous.
Well, now we’ve established that the lens of the camera should point towards the subject, how best to hold it? With image stabilised cameras, on the end of a very long stick using one hand can work. (Please note: Cameras stuck to the ends of sticks should ideally be attached securely and not, as I once had the startling pleasure of witnessing, with sticky tape and chewing gum).
That said, even image stabilized cameras work best if held steady. And as the light fades, this becomes increasingly important. So dear reader, please try and get into the pro’s habit of holding your camera correctly at all times. And this doesn’t mean rolling around on the floor saying: ‘Nice! Yeah baby! Give me that look again! Beautiful! Love it baby! Yeah, lick your lips…’ and all the other tedious things hip and trendy photographers say when they are trying to get into a sweet young things pants. I mean, take a good picture. So I’ve been told.
The thing to do is make yourself a tripod. No, not build a tripod – be a tripod.
Legs apart (slightly apart will do fine, we don’t want to scare the horses) so that you are balanced. Then tuck your elbows into your ribs, one hand supporting the camera body (which ideally should be pressed against your eye if you have a viewfinder) leaving the other hand to control the shutter release with a light touch. Your body then becomes almost as ridged as a tripod with your camera at the point. If you can stop breathing at the critical moment of shutter release, so much the better. (If you keep falling over after taking the picture, try starting breathing again a little sooner).
Should you be wearing a cap at the time, turn it back to front. (Not applicable to hip young things as it will be permanently that way anyway).This is doubly important as long cap-peaks can accidentally cover some cameras flash and/or metering systems. Along with this benefit, the adopted stance as described will make you look pro-like and attractive to women. Or if you’re over thirty, an idiot. Or if you have also chosen to wear a ponytail below a balding pate, a double idiot. But the important thing is your pictures stand a better chance of being sharp and in focus. Two very different things actually which I’ll cover in another post along with how to press the shutter.

Monday, 6 October 2014

Black & White Photography

Black & White is NOT easy. Colour however, IS easy.

Yet most people think it's the other way around.

But we see in colour, not monochrome. And to take or 'see' a good image that will work in monochrome takes practise. Simply desaturating a colour image will NOT work. A good trick is to screw your eyes up into as tight a slits as you can while you look at a promising scene. This will give you two advantages which are:

One, you will have lots more space to take your shot as people will rapidly move away from a crazy looking person.

Two, the reduced light shows any scene in its simplest form of form and shapes, losing the colour distraction. Try it. Of course, putting your camera pre-view into monochrome will give you a good idea as well... but I like being a crazy.

With colour you can get away with murder photographically speaking. The colour makes the picture pretty. Ahhh, cute. You can mostly disregard shape and form if the colour dominates, which of course it usually does.

So, you have to look harder. Much harder. Look for the graphic shape or angle. Always consider scene contrast and textures and use contre-jour, which is just a fancy way of saying shoot into the light. Black and white photographers like to think of themselves as 'arty' and dropping in a little French helps. Wearing a stupid beret doesn't. At least in my experience.

Then, once you have your screwed-up eyes in place and have found the right angle, the good shape and great textures, you have filters to consider, for TONE.

Monochrome is simply shades of grey. 256 shades of grey in digital terms actually, which isn't a lot. So, the tones have to be adjusted for added impact or subtlety. These digital days, subtlety has for the most part left the building. That's because digital cameras are so good at getting a pretty great-looking shot right off the bat because the designers have built into their algorithms super contrasty, saturated colours as the norm. So people who want their shots noticed, tend to go for HDR and other super-impact type shots. Pictures that blind you with zinging amazing colours, kapow!

As a result others have gone retro, and buy Instacrap filters to give you the bad photography of the past. (I spent years learning how NOT to take the shots they promote and people crave). You can have black and white filters too, using different filters to give different tonal curves. And they work pretty damned well actually. But hey, we're artists who want real quality, huh? In that case dump the zoom lens and all the toy-camera filters and get raw.

Remember those squinty eyes you tried and now are stuck with? Lost a lot of friends too, have you? Well, stick a toothpick and open up those lids, because you'll need them wide and bright and you won't need friends as you stare at a computer screen for hours, and hours, and hours...

Editing.

It used to be called darkroom work which was lots more fun, especially if you had a lady friend (or man friend as you prefer) to help you fumble about while getting wet and friendly in the dark. Now you just have a mouse for company. That's progress I guess.

Anyway, once you dump all the camera algorithms you'll just have the data and it's then up to you (as it should be and not some Japanese fella) to go and make this raw data worth something looking at. At least to you. Most people can't give a rats arse about your art, despite what they might say for politeness sake. Screw them. Make it a bit special. Make it YOURS. When you've had a few drinks, ask them to show you what they've created. Only a hole in the sofa from watching EastEnders in all probabilities. We photographer anoraks have to stick together.

Think back to your squinty-eyed peek at the original scene that prompted you to take the picture, remember that? Well, try and recall that as you peer at the screen and force the damned pixels into something resembling what you think you saw. This is the second important bit of taking a great black and white, interpretation. You can make it sing or drown in a muddy puddle. It's up to you.

Here is one shot I took with the three stages above outlined. What three stages? sigh.
One: Pre-visualisation.
Two: Capture.
Three: Editing.

Oh, and there's just one more: Smug satisfaction. (or rather more usually, despairing frustration).




Wednesday, 1 October 2014

Hong Kong, the Tipping Point?


Today is Hong Kong's and China's National Day, and people are already in the street. But they're not celebrating, they're protesting. I doubt Beijing will repeat the tragedy of Tiananmen Square where, back in 1989 and at the time of the massacres, one man holding a plastic shopping bag simply stood his ground against the tanks. An iconic image I will never forget, but one most Chinese probably have never seen due to censorship. Good luck HK. 
I found the use of thousands of mobile phones used as flashlights indicative of how much things have changed and yet not changed. Once it was cigarette lighters, now it's mobile phones waved above their heads but the message remains the same.


Walking through the underpass security entrance to Tiananmen Square, I (and everyone else) were pushed aside by the sudden arrival of a quick-stepping squad of grim-faced PLA soldiers. In perfect symmetry, obsessively identical, marching proudly through, each determined in his duty. They left no doubt as to who was in charge. 


In the Square itself, which is a vast arena, a solitary PLA guard barked a fierce 'NO!' when I dared to politely ask if I could take his picture. Not one ounce of humour betrayed his implacable stance. I should have just taken the bastards picture. But instead I felt intimidated and didn't. And I'm a British citizen, a tourist. What strength then, had the lone man with a plastic bag of shopping, who stood in front of a line of tanks and stopped them dead in their tracks at the same place back in 1989? And where is he now? How different the atmosphere in Berlin in 1989, where I partied and celebrated alongside ecstatic Germans, to the terrible events in Tienanmen Square in the same year.

Thursday, 4 September 2014

Murderious Intentions and Killer Penguins.

'Mr Bent?'

'Yus?'

'Mr Moodureos Bent?'

'Yus? What you want?'

'A word or two if you don't mind, I'm Inspector Watt, funny name, eh?'

'What?'

'No, not mine, yours.'

'Oh. Well my folks had a funny sense of humour.'

'Before they were found battered to death I suppose.'

'Listen, I were acquitted, I 'ad nuffing to do with it. Loved them I did.'

'Of course. Now, about the tragic death of Mr Flipper. Knew him well did you?'

'Sort of. Did some work at their house like. Laying the patio and stuff.'

'No other sort of laying involved then?'

'Wot you gettin' at?'

'You seem to be very close to Mrs Flipper…'

'Fuck off! She were upset. Stands to reason she would need a shoulder to cry on. I 'appened to be there.'

'Very fortunate.'

'Look, she's a fine woman, he were cruel to her. He was nuts, too. Did you know he wore a penguin suit when they 
watched that bloody 'Appy Feet' DVD movie? Made her wear one, too. Crackers, he was. Nuts over stupid penguins, that man.'

'Not really a reason to kill him, though, huh?'

'Look, I didn't kill 'im, those bleedin' penguins did! Just like I told the press and you lot at the time, those penguins kicked him to death I tell you. I told 'im too! I told 'im they were bloody dangerous. Just laughed at me he did. But I saw them. How they would crowd round him when he went in the zoo pen. Saw their beady hate-filled eyes I did. I knew. But did he listen? No! Fucking killer penguins they are.'

'Yes, so you say. Funny no one else has been attacked.'

'That's 'cause they were waiting, waiting their chance, see. Get 'im alone. Little cute bastards.'

'I'll tell you who the real bastard is, Mr Bent. It's you.You were having an affair with his wife and you decided to get rid of him, didn't you? You don't really think this stupid story will save you, do you? '

'It's the truth, I tell you!'

'Tell it to the judge, Bent. You're nicked. Killer penguins my arse.'

Watt turned as a door of the room was burst open by a breathless young policewoman.

'Inspector!'

'What!'

'Sorry, Inspector Watt!'

'No, what do you want?'

'Oh, right. It's the zoo, Sir… there's been another… murder. Caught on CCTV. Another zoo keeper. Killed in the penguin pen…'