On the road, sitting in traffic waiting for road-works lights to change. Joy. And it's still raining. The out of focus blob on the right is the sat-nag. But at least she still talks to me in French. I think I need someone like Eddie Izzard giving me weird directions in French instead. Brilliant man, and the only guy who can get away with wearing a skirt if he feels like it without actually being Scottish. He learnt French because the French think he's sexy to listen to with his English accent. Actually, I can't think of a better reason to learn French!