My eldest this week was having a great time being filmed for the BBC dancing with Ola and Steve for this Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing on the BBC. She has a life, I have a garden. And I can tell you having a garden is very underrated in comparison. Especially (I imagine) when the alternative is dancing with the lovely Ola. Sweeping up bloody leaves is an odorous, tedious, repetitive, miserable, soul destroying task. Oh for an apartment in the city and dancing cheek to cheek.